August 2011
20 posts
1 tag
Anonymous asked: IT'S FUCKING SNOWING
how does everyone react
how does everyone react
4 tags
1 tag
Anonymous asked: everybody's favourite sausage flavour? any goddamn vegetarians?
1 tag
Anonymous asked: what happens to eridan on days when the all blacks play the wallabies?
1 tag
Anonymous asked: john caused the shorenado!
Anonymous asked: how does dave feel about that plastic waka they're doing?
4 tags
weetbixstuck.
eridan:
taz: not even a corner he can’t eat these things. like i cannot see eridan being a breakfast person unless it is like brunch. at two o’clock. he cannot even hoik an up-and-go.
nepeta:
caddyl: nepeta can have like, four. but only if they’re smothered in brown sugar. taz: and warm milk. taz: so it’s basically like, more sugar than weetbix.
equius:
taz: oh...
1 tag
Anonymous asked: but how many weetbix can everyone do?
4 tags
nsfw
we’re not lying about the bucket fountain:
Anonymous asked: i think i saw gamzee in town today. he had insane black curly hair and was dressed all in purple. i was glad he didn't see me.
it was on manners, maybe he, maybe he's just back from fucking staring at the bucket fountain.
it was on manners, maybe he, maybe he's just back from fucking staring at the bucket fountain.
1 tag
Anonymous asked: naturally, someone finished their set.
but who?
but who?
1 tag
Anonymous asked: so.
bucket fountain?
bucket fountain?
4 tags
iona: also dave got kicked out of kapa haka group y/n?
caddyl: HE SO DID. why tho
caddyl: i hope you know you are making me lol in public. i am getting weird looks iona.
iona: haha, just as planned. it was for cultural insensitivity (sitting on tables) and/or refusing to remove his shades
caddyl: OH MY GOD he would sit on tables all the time and fully know what he was doing. that bitch. also can you imagine a skinny white kid like dave doing the haka
iona: YES, i've seen a couple do it well but dave would be terrible trying too hard not to care. also can he get seriously injured playing something like netball?
caddyl: rose chucks him a chest pass and he breaks his wrist. SO UNCOOL nobody sympathises.
iona: they just get steadily more annoyed as he gets them to do stuff that has nothing to do with his wrist. also it's his right hand, they get sick of those jokes too.
caddyl: oh god. oh god dave. you are the worst person in this au and yet also the best.
caddyl: jade hits him with her ti rakau stick.
iona: yes, when they're in a group they take turns and on special occasions they let eridan, as a treat.
caddyl: dave takes it like a man, but if eridan smacks him he smacks him back. everybody agrees that this is fair enough.
iona: yes! also when eridan's like 18, he hits on all the 15 year olds working at mcdonalds over the summer and even though they're 15 and he's cute he still gets rejected.
caddyl: omg. poor eridan. you may be a foreigner but you are not a sexy foreigner. melbourne simply isn't exotic enough.
4 tags
that time they all got salmonella and it was john...
iona: so i was thinking that terezi would be understudy for everyone in the school plays, and then one year the entire cast gets food poisoning and she does it all.
caddyl: oh my god. that's beautiful.
caddyl: please tell me it is food poisoning from john attempting to bake a cake for karkat because it is his birthday.
iona: yes and because karkat was directing the thing and john wanted to get over his cake aversion and congratulate him at the same time.
caddyl: oh god karkat directing a play though. that image is both beautiful and horrifying. they all get sick and dave is like tz it is up to you you have to save the day.
iona: imagine how angry he would get that his vision was not being realized YOU NEED TO FLOAT, MAKE ME FEEL YOUR PAIN AND SUFFERING AND JOY, I AM NOT FEELING THE JOY!
caddyl: oh my god. PYROPE DO IT FOR ME. DO IT FOR US AND DO IT FOR THEATER. he does this dramatic speech and john cries a little.
iona: on THEATER he collapses to the floor in a pile of EMOTION. and the best thing is is that terezi actually pulls it off and does an amazing one woman show
caddyl: karkat staggers out at the end to sob all over her and present her with a bouquet of shitty flax and ferns and toitoi.
iona: and she can't get out of character for a month, she snaps out of it by when she's going off on the main female's romantic tangent and dave kisses her.
caddyl: hahaha that's beautiful. later on terezi only has to recite one or two lines to make dave get all twitchy.
iona: oh god yes, she does it all the time too and it never gets old.
caddyl: soon they all know the lines and they recite them in sultry tones around dave who pretends to swoon upon completion.
4 tags
Kiwistuck
caddyl:
urbananchorite:
sqbr:
It turns out that the one thing my life was missing was a Homestuck AU with references to sausage rolls and Strictly Ballroom.
As an Australian I am of course too cool to get most of your quaint provincial references, but as a Western Australian I am all in favour of Eridan being from Melbourne :D
Kiwistuck: Even Australians Think Eridan’s Totally From...
4 tags
caddyl:
urbananchorite:
caddyl:
Look, Kiwistuck is the embarrassing -stuck of my heart, and every time I think about Eridan being the coddled and flayed pet Ocker of the bunch I just want to roll around until I scream.
Imagine the movie night where he brings around Baz Luhrmann’s Australia and everyone present screams and throws shit at him. Even Karkat. And Karkat cried during Australia.
...
4 tags
caddyl:
urbananchorite:
Laughing until my mouth hurts.
Dave and John remind Karkat that a life lived in fear is a life half lived, karkat! FUCK OFF. hey vantas the rumbas the dance of love FUCK. OFF. son, can i bend your ear for a tick WHY CAN’T EVERYONE DIE
At which point he is inconsolable until Jade and Kanaya buy him a Fanta. I like to imagine that when he is sad they just feed him...
4 tags
caddyl:
urbananchorite replied to your post:
churr bro!
oh my god no don’t set me off again.
i haven’t been able to stop laughing at the idea of eridan starting up a rousing “wwaltzing matilda,” only to have the others join in loudly with “WHO BLOODY KILLED HER, LYING IN THE GRASS WITH A DAGGER UP HER ASS.”
