October 2011
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Anonymous asked: SKATING IN WELLINGTON who's going who is a shit skater
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"he could have pokerfaced his way through some...
caddyl: oh my god my friend just pointed out
caddyl: with dave being 1/16 maori
caddyl: that's enough to run for government under the maori party apparently.
taz: oh my CHRIST.
caddyl: and nobody ever forgot that moment dave strider was double dog dared to run for a seat in parliament
taz: by all of them
taz: loudly
taz: raucously
taz: john started it
caddyl: later dave will kill you john.
caddyl: but in the present moment, we have a seat to run for
caddyl: they get 1.43% of the vote
taz: c r y i n g
caddyl: dave regards it as personal victory
caddyl: they make him a chair at home
caddyl: and rob the front seat cushions from eridan's car and make that dave's chair
taz: yes
taz: sometimes flinging questions at him as though they were journalists.
taz: mr. strider, is it true that five minutes ago you just double-dipped that cheerio in the tomato sauce, dick?
caddyl: yes yes i did mr vantas and i will do it again
caddyl: they make him stand up and do a speech at the end
taz: yes
taz: yes
taz: in summation i guess theres a little bit of double dipped cheerio in all of us
taz: call me loyal ill say youre loyal too amen the end
taz: applause please
taz: john slowclaps him
taz: doing that thing where you start off sitting
taz: then slowly stand
taz: shaking your head a little
taz: clapping harder
caddyl: yes!
caddyl: no but but
caddyl: at the start
caddyl: of his speech he stands up and does that clap thing
caddyl: and goes whakarongomai
taz: SCREAMS
caddyl: and karkat throws a cheerio at him
caddyl: also there is fairy bread but nepeta ate it all.
taz: JOHN JUST EATS IT THEN SEGUES INTO POKAREKAREANA FOR NO REASON
caddyl: except pokarekareana slowly dissolves into the i had a squashed banana version because nobody can remember the maori
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